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Episode 8 - Keokuk Bloody Marys

by Kurt Johnson

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Keokuk Bloody Marys

1 pint vodka
1 pint chilled Clamato juice - Tomato juice is for Grandma and her Bingo playing buddies.
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 jigger (one and a half ounces) of fresh lime juice ( Or, cut a lime in half, squeeze both halves, and drop 'em in the pitcher.)
pinch of celery salt
pinch cayenne pepper
pinch black pepper
several drops of Tabasco

Notes from Addison:
For a spicier mix, Clamato offers a Bloody Caesar mix which is very tasty. For another nice touch, you can ring the rim of the glass with the lime and press the glass into some season salt. Garnish with celery, green olives, and the usual. Or, if you are in the mood for the experimental, drop a piece of spicy pickled okra in your glass.

Unto you I bequeath this recipe and ask that you go forth and spread good word of The Keokuk Bloody Mary. May it bring you friendship, brotherhood, and get you laid once in a while.

In this episode:
We experiment with time travel. "Crossing Over the Barnyard Fence with John Edwards" and "Charles Manson's Singing Telegram".


released May 20, 2005


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