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Episode 12 - Hendrick's Martini - Part 1

from Episode 12 - Hendrick's Martini by Kurt Johnson

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Hendrick's Gin Martini

3 ounces Hendrick's Gin
Pure and freezing cold

Pour 3 ounces Hendrick's Gin into a shaker half full of ice. Shake until outside appears frosty and pour into chilled martini glass.
Garnish with a slice of cucumber and hear the angels sing.

Estry's Pina Colada Lite

2 ounces coconut rum
1 cup unsweetened pineapple juice
2 ounces fat free half and half

Combine ingredients in a blender and add ice until drink becomes slushy. Drink through a straw. Add Splenda to taste.

This is a last minute, last resort drink that Estry whipped up because much to Eggs' and Kurt's amazement, she does not like The Gin.

Originally released in two parts, Part 1 included:

EverClearChannel drug testing, Gin is in, Kurt and Eggs fawn over their beloved spirit, fat free half and half, Estry's Pina Colada Lite, Toast to Bitslammer, News with Barry Brumbelow, bargain work yoga, indoor slippers, toenails, Agnes and the eyebags, Holyman's Frozen Dinners, Ned Holyman telephone call

Part 2 included:

Doctor Tiki interview, Faux Barry and Sal on The Gin, drawbacks of the show for Kurt, fictional character alert, exciting caller voicemail, talking to Felix Darosa, Black Ops Sports Report, more News with Barry Brumbelow, drinks with Dolly, fuck ups

The track available here combines both parts into a single file.


from Episode 12 - Hendrick's Martini, released March 19, 2016


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